webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)
deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*
I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999)
dir. Jamie Babbit
It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
New copypasta just dropped
Same guy
Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians
“this was what it was to be adam. “
(also please consider the idea of adam having plant tattoos ok goodnight)
wait if ypure hot then why are you blogging??
unmedicated
according to my findings this is actually just a baby
me. me when a poem says something ive felt before
"Stop being funnier than me on my own post" is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like "hang on lemme look that up...yeah this is funny" and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let's build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you've really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here's the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction
LMAOOOOO
I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
I’m hypnotized
Here's something that a lot of thin people don't know about being fat: you have to be very careful, these days, what the weight limit on your furniture is. So much is made of particleboard or even cardboard or flimsy plastic, and it may be great for the environment for things to be made of recycled materials, but it can easily leave fat people in the incredibly humiliating situation of breaking a chair by sitting on it, or a table by leaning on it. It also creates an effective "fat tax" on furniture, since the more solid materials tend to cost more.
When I was looking for loft beds to make my apartment effectively larger, the majority of them had a weight limit of 200 pounds, including the weight of the mattress. That puts a weight limit on the person of roughly 150 pounds, and that presumes a light mattress. That's not taking into account blankets, pillows, and stuffies, which can easily rack up a weight of around ten to twenty pounds without much trouble, bringing the safe weight for a person down to roughly 140 to 130 pounds. The ones that held more than that had a steep increase in price, with ones that held 300 pounds costing roughly 600$ more than the 200 pound ones, and the 400 pound ones, which I wanted for tolerances, ran a good 800$ more on average than the ones for 200 pounds.
More generally, solid wood, metal, tempered glass, and thick, durable plastic cost more than particleboard, cardboard, and flimsy plastic. They are also far more likely to be safe for fat people to use.
If you are a thin person and want fat people to be comfortable when visiting you, invest in furniture that is clearly made with sturdy materials. Having to brush off standing the whole visit is embarrassing both for us and, if you are a host who cares about the comfort of guests, for you.
Also if you have like spare chairs for guests, try finding ones without immovable arm rests or no arm rests at all. It happens more at waiting rooms and offices than at people homes but especially thrifted or antique chairs with arm rests can be super uncomfortable or even unusable if they’re not wide enough.
And to plus size people buying furniture, I highly suggest buying their warranty, but read the fine print first and make sure there isn’t some weight limit clause or something. We did for the recliner we bought (which did have a good weight limit but in about a year the board that supported the seat just cracked) and we’re able to use the warranty to just have them come fix it and good for 5 years from purchase
A lot of times you can find the weight limit of furniture in the description or specs of the item! There are also plus sized specific furniture shops where everything will hold 4-500 pounds per person sitting. If you're over 300, I highly recommend it. If you're under 300, I still highly recommend it because they're built better and have higher quality foam and padding.
getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
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